Oh what a tiring day today...




We almost walked the whole of toa payoh to deliver food for the needy elderly. Its the pre-trip service before we leave to Cambodia to do our 'Youth Expedition Project'.


But thinking abt it, its such a fruitful session. Its so pitiful to see those 'Ah gong & Ah ma' staying alone in their one room flat lah!


Seriously, please be filial to your parents next time! They took the trouble to look after us when we are young, so we should repay our kindness and take care of them when they are old =D


I will feel so heartbroken if my children were ever to send me to old folks home or ask me to stay alone... hahaha! That reminds me of 'MONEY NOT ENOUGH 2! '


You guys watch already? Its seriously nice and at the same time somehow or rather related to this post of mine! =)







Anyway this is one of the photo taken at the corridor of one of those blocks we went to. Its so ancient lor, with creepy yellow lighting. The aisle is so small and the door facing one another.



Just imagine how it feels staying in such places. Thats how those 'ah ma & ah gong' feel! =(

Anyway, listed below is our flight details:

• 15 Sept 08: -Flight No.: 3K591 (Jetstar Asia)
• -Departing at 0645hrs, changi airport terminal 1

• 28 Sept 08: -Flight No.: 3K599 (Jetstar Asia)
• -Departing Siem Reap at 0745hrs, back in Spore Termina 1 at 1205 hrs

So, those who wanna send us off or welcome us back, please do so! hahahah! =D

*TAG REPLIES*

petrina: Yeah! thanks! Pls come frequently eh! of course! i like to KPO abt celebs! =)
hwee fang: Hahaha! forgiven! I-D-I-O-T!
Alvina: hahaha! the original JJ reply your tag alr! seriously meh? shld be you bah! =D
jovan: yeah! of course! sure blog alot abt him!

Had fun with the usual clique ytd... And of course, when you go out with that frog(Jonathan Teo Boon Kiat) its even more fun! This time round, i finally got his pic.. =)




That's him! The men in black... Riding the motorcycle!

Anyway, if i didnt remember wrongly, this is how the joke goes...

Frog: Let's go Bugis lah...
JJ: Go bugis for what? Your "ai-ai" working there eh!
Frog: YA LAH! that's why i wanna go there what!
Everyone: *Burst into laughter*

That's all about that frog...

Now with something interesting to share. About celebrities!
Your IDOL!

These celebrities earn so much, such that buying luxurious car aint a problem to them at all... So lets see what they have got =)


Shaquille O'Neal: Rolls-Royce Phantom
Base price: $328,750


Paris Hilton: Bentley Continental GT
Base price: $171,285


Tom Cruise: Porsche 911
Base price: $71,300


Tyra Banks: Lexus SC
Base price: $65,355


Fergie: Hummer


Julia Roberts: Toyota Prius
Base price: $22,305


Leonardo DiCaprio: Toyota Prius
Base price: $22,305


Lindsay Lohan: Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG
Base price: $185,775


Madonna: Maybach 57
Base price: $335,250


50 Cent: Dodge Charger
Base price: $22,995


Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: BMW 7 series


Britney Spears: Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren
Base price: $452,750


Pierce Brosnan: Aston Martin V12 Vanquish


Simon Cowell: Bugatti Veyron

Tag replies:

pig: Yeah we really did enjoy ourselves!
Alvina: I love jon?! hahaha! more of the one who post me this comment love him more? haha =x
Cynthia: Yeah replying tags now.. =) Enjoy working!
Zuq: Yeah! hahaha! will update more of his 'jokes'!
Mario: Hahaha! where got you being bullied? aiyoo..
Pearlyn: huh? what u mean? hahah!
Winson: Yeah thanks bro! will take frm ur blog soon.. =)
tgl: Yeah! Man utd won!
FROG: WOAH! u tag my blog?! hahaha! nah.. its so much better wif ur name. dun be humble!

Here is an interesting yet strange quiz! Give it a try =)

Please do not cheat cause it so happens coincides exactly as what i thought!

Read each sentence in sequence. Please don't skip any steps or the mathematics will be thrown off.

Take the following test mentally. Don't write down answers and don't shout them out.

1. Pick a number from 2 to 9. It can be 2 or 9, or any number in-between.

2. Take your number and multiply it by 9.

3. That should give you a 2 digit number. Take these 2 digits and add them together.

4. Take the resulting number and subtract 5 from it.

5. Take that number and correspond it to the alphabet, numbering the letters. A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4 and so on.

6. Take your letter, and think of a country that begins with that letter.

7. Take the last letter in the name of that country, and think of an animal that starts with this letter.

8. Now, take the last letter in the name of that animal, and think of a color that starts with this letter.

9. Oh, and one more thing . . . . .
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

• There aren't any orange kangaroos in Denmark!

Highlight that bullet-ed row to see if the answer coincide with yours! dont cheat!

(Maybe only happens for me? hahaha! if happens to you guy, isnt it interesting?) =D

Actually whatever number u choose, its still the same... How interesting!

Now a joke to share with you all i find it funny!

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that, after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.

That's all! =D
Will try to get photos from Winson soon and upload it!

Oh its already the second day of holiday! =)

And seriously what a great experience we had this morning! Went for overnight fishing at bedok jetty, caught alot of small ku-neng! Yet in the end, those thirty over ku-neng end up dying for nothing... hahaha!

Then, it was around 4 plus in the morning. Some were having fun with UNO cards, a few were lying on the floor due to exhaustion. It start to drizzle so lightly that some can feel the raindrops, the others cant... Therefore, we decided to continue with wat we were doing. But in less than 10 mins, the sky turn obscure, thick dark clouds roam over to the direction of our jetty. Before we can pack and run, it start to pour so damn heavily... We had to run to the nearest shelter which is the toilet so far away! Its e first time ever i got so drench in the wee hours of the morning! Freaking cold and uncomfortable...

Now i can remember what hwee fang describe me as, 'drenched lizard'. hahah!

After the rain stop, we walked all e way from the toilet to Macdonalds. Wat a good 45 mins walk!

Since my blog is dedicated to Jonathan Teo Boon Kiat sayings, I finally got sth to blog abt him!

Scenario 1: At the toilet
ME: Later lets take cab back home lah...
Marzuq, jovan, jonathan: SET lah! you give us a ride back ok?
Mario: Wah then what about me?
Jonathan: You go back yourself lah... Who ask you to stay at Sengkang?! Got so many -kang, choa chu kang, yeo chua kang, lim chu kang why you wanna stay at sengkang?!

Scenario 2: At Macdonald
(Mario was the only one taking breakfast)
Jonathan: Later leave the last piece of hotcake for me...
Mario: OK OK!
(After Jonathan took the hotcake over from Mario)
Mario: Dont go back so early eh... My Mum lock the door i cant go in one!
Jonathan: Then you go buy another hotcake, sit outside your house to eat later lah! If you pissed can take your hotcake throw at your door!

Jonathan thanks for your jokes arh! =D

Oh here is an interesting yet good to know facts for teenagers like us! =)
Adapted from The Sun, (one of the website i frequently go to) its an article about the 'World's Top 5 food terror'!

Since most of us are still undergoing puberty with huge appetite, so maybe here are some good advices? hahaha!

The ultimate guide to the top 5 food terror:
1. Fizzy drinks :

These drinks are packed with preservatives like sodium (which could cause increased blood pressure) and sulphites, (which have been linked to triggering asthma attacks) and caffeine. Many artificial sweeteners used in these drinks have been linked with cancer, and it's been suggested that they make us feel hungrier too.

2. Deep fried crisps (Potato Chips):

Crisps are high in sodium and are deep-fried creating lots of saturated fat.
A typical 35g bag of crisps contains 180 calories and about two-and-a-half teaspoons of oil.
A larger 50g pack contains three-and-a-half teaspoons. Eat a bag a day and you could be drinking 2 litres of oil a year.

3. Doughnuts:

Doughnuts and other sweet baked goods are high in all of the worst things: often transfats, saturated fats, refined sugar, carbohydrates and preservatives. Trans-fats are artificial fats made when hydrogen gas reacts with oil. They pose a higher risk of heart disease than saturated fats.

4. Hotdogs:

Hot dogs contain nitrites, which are used as preservatives in the food. During the cooking process, nitrites combine to form compounds. These compounds have been associated with cancer of the oral cavity, urinary bladder, oesophagus, stomach and brain.

5. French Fries:

Thin French fries, like those sold in McDonalds, are deep fried, full of calories and saturated fats and contain acrylamide, which has been shown to cause cancer in lab rats and mice.

So these are the 5 food terrors... So avoid if you can! Live and stay healthy means living longer! =D

I am back! =D

Didnt update for the past few days because laptop kenna virus! so shuai! So, in e end send for repair and finally got it back today!

Did you guys miss me? hahaha! =) kidding lah!


Anyway, Singapore finally won a Olympic medal after 48 years! Wow brilliant acheivement lah...


Was watching the deciding match just now, Feng Tian Wei against the korean lady... Very exciting n nerve wrecking i must say...

Anyway, DEL exam is over! So 3 more to go... Arghh, everytime when you are in need of time, time flies.. Everytime when you hope time will pass quickly, its like its crawling.. -.-












Oh and Happy Birthday to Choon Cheng! =)

Tag replies:
JAC: Thanks a lot! All e best to you too! =)
Cynthia: hahas, since when am i love sick? alamak! study hard!
Xueting: Nah, dun wry! concentrate on ur upcoming exams! =)
Nick Lee: Dun talk so much cock!

Went to causeway point to study ytd, and again it was so packed! Shifted frm library to Starbucks to Macdonalds and back to library again... -.- Wat a waste of time!

Anyway aft all those studying, decided to catch a movie as planned! Watched "Love Guru", a very crappy yet humorous movie! Its really relieves you after all those studying... Jessica Alba really looks gorgeous! Oh man, i am like... 'Awwww... pretty sia!' hahaha!


Anyway, remember some of e jokes in that movie... (Not against any religion though)

*BIBLE: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

*Intimacy: Into-Me-I-See

*Guru: Gee-yoU-aRe-yoU

*Cock: Clarity Organisation Charm and Knowledge

*BLOW-ME: Be Loving & Openhearted With My Emotions

His sayings:
*When Loves Goes Wrong, Nothing Goes Right
*An Eye for an Eye leaves everyone Blind
*Go from 'Nowhere' to 'Now-here'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVdD0ZxPq_g

This is e link to the video trailer =)

Anyway exams is like just tomorrow...
13/8 --FOOP
15/8 --DEL
19/8 --EM3A
20/8 --TP
21/8 --MI

And, Holidays! =D

Before i start off with my blog post, I would like to say...

Happy birthday SINGAPORE! =)

Oh and really thanks alot to my crazy fren, Sumaiya! She did such a great job to help me personalize my blog, make it looks so nice! Thanks so much!


-my crazy fren, sumaiya!

And, connect spore is finally over! =)

Its quite saddening that most of the participants didnt get to recite the pledge. Our effort goes down e drain lah! All thanks to the DJ...

"10, 9 , 8, 7..... 3, 2, 1!"

She really shld have helped start off reciting the pledge, and not juz kept quiet aft counting down... Everyone was like so confused at tt moment. It wont take much of her breath to recite the pledge anyway!

Argghh, lets forget the unhappy side..

Btw, my name appear on the newspaper lah! hahaha! Its like first time ever in my whole 18 yrs of age =)

Was expecting it to appear since the journalist interviewed us ytd, and finally it appear! hahaha!

Though its not my face but name is good enough rite? hahaha! =D


庞道群eh! dun siao siao! hahaha!



-highlighted in yellow is my name! hahaha!


-the journalist who interviewed us

Oh now with the opening ceremony of Olympics at Beijing! I was seriously impressed aft watching it ytd! No one does it better than Beijing! Seriously... Its so artistic and creative! Heard that ideas were frm Zhang Yimou... Really great job!

-The stadium

-Simply beautiful!

-Westerners, never look down on us chinese!

And, finally start of olympics!

That's All.. =D

Decided to post second time in a day!

7 August 2008 marks the day a new blog is created!
From one of the fan of Brad Pitt, known as Brad Pang!
HAHAH! =)



So those who know me, pls link me!
and of course, this blog is dedicated to Jonathan Teo Boon Kiat!

Not because i m a GAY!
but to blog down his stupid bloody comment.
his not so logical theory and how irritating he is! hahaha!


or rather, a joint alliance with azhar's blog.

(oh and Ms Teo HF cant stop laughing now!)